hi, my name is jesse, and i am 22 and live in baltimore, maryland, usa. i currently work full time as a dog groomer at a private shop, and go to college at the university of maryland, baltimore county for emergency health services and paramedic. my previous education was a stint of pre-med and a degree for mortuary science (being a mortician/funeral director) but have decided to no longer pursue it. i post a lot of dogs, dailywhat, cars/stance, baltimore pride, my corgi, my face, and other awesome stuff.
roots coming in and i am breaking out, but at least he is handsome.

roots coming in and i am breaking out, but at least he is handsome.

just finished ‘human centipede 2: full sequence’ on netflix. i have been on a search to find some really grossout/gore packed movies that would really make me regret looking, and this unfortunately isn’t going to be one of those films. i didn’t hate it; the cinematography was great and i liked the ‘blair witch 2’ angle, but i felt it tried very hard to be shocking (infantcide was done way better in ‘feast 2’). the gore was mostly effective, but it lacked a lot in entertainment quality and honestly i don’t think it is something i would care to watch again, it was actually pretty boring.

people are comparing this a lot in terms of ‘upsetting’ content to ‘a serbian film’, which i don’t entirely understand, but i have to disagree. both are entirely different, especially because ‘a serbian film’ was decent and doesn’t suck. i can appreciate what ‘human centipede 2’ was trying to do, and i do believe a lot of it was motivated to tick off naysayers and critics, but it doesn’t negate the fact i will wait until it is bargain bin priced to own.

just finished ‘human centipede 2: full sequence’ on netflix. i have been on a search to find some really grossout/gore packed movies that would really make me regret looking, and this unfortunately isn’t going to be one of those films. i didn’t hate it; the cinematography was great and i liked the ‘blair witch 2’ angle, but i felt it tried very hard to be shocking (infantcide was done way better in ‘feast 2’). the gore was mostly effective, but it lacked a lot in entertainment quality and honestly i don’t think it is something i would care to watch again, it was actually pretty boring.

people are comparing this a lot in terms of ‘upsetting’ content to ‘a serbian film’, which i don’t entirely understand, but i have to disagree. both are entirely different, especially because ‘a serbian film’ was decent and doesn’t suck. i can appreciate what ‘human centipede 2’ was trying to do, and i do believe a lot of it was motivated to tick off naysayers and critics, but it doesn’t negate the fact i will wait until it is bargain bin priced to own.

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i never really comprehended the likelihood the problem was with me. it was always someone else’s fault and i was blame-less. but i’m not. it sucks finding out the hard way that’s not the case and all the bullshit i have been subjecting you to, you don’t deserve. i sincerly hope you stay around and can understand the difficulty in being abused and adapting to the world as if everyone is and has hurt you. i have spent way too much time being scared and being pissed off at everyone, and although you have mispent my trust, you do not deserve to be mistreated. and for that i am sorry.

it is very hard for me to admit any wrong doing, so i am trying. i have fucked up this time around, and others i care not to claim, but i can honestly say i don’t want to anymore. it will happen, but ‘if you wanna be with me, we can make this work. i promise’ like i have saved from you in my phone, we can. i will try my best.

i never really comprehended the likelihood the problem was with me. it was always someone else’s fault and i was blame-less. but i’m not. it sucks finding out the hard way that’s not the case and all the bullshit i have been subjecting you to, you don’t deserve. i sincerly hope you stay around and can understand the difficulty in being abused and adapting to the world as if everyone is and has hurt you. i have spent way too much time being scared and being pissed off at everyone, and although you have mispent my trust, you do not deserve to be mistreated. and for that i am sorry.

it is very hard for me to admit any wrong doing, so i am trying. i have fucked up this time around, and others i care not to claim, but i can honestly say i don’t want to anymore. it will happen, but ‘if you wanna be with me, we can make this work. i promise’ like i have saved from you in my phone, we can. i will try my best.

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mmmmmfff. ;)

mmmmmfff. ;)

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how i feel waiting for aaron to get home. wahhhhh.

how i feel waiting for aaron to get home. wahhhhh.

princecharmingtobe:

caudally:

princecharmingtobe:

i always would look away and cover my ears until the animation was over.

o_O Why? Cause you thought it was scary (I won’t laugh, I used to be scared of Sonic the Hedgehog), you were scared to find out what it was, epilepsy risk…?

hahahaha epilepsy risk.

no, when i was first really into digimon world 1 i was like 14 and wasn’t aware there were guides on the internet, so i would just train the crap out of my rookie and pray for the best. i would get attached and it would be so nerve racking when they would digivolve that i would look away because i was terrified i would get a numemon. it wasn’t until later i realized that there were particular criteria to get a specific champion and i was ecstatic. haha tl;dr i was a noob and then found guides and became a digimon master.

yogi castle with liz. nerds + fruit + yogurt chips on original euro tart. yum.

yogi castle with liz. nerds + fruit + yogurt chips on original euro tart. yum.

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